heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

(Source: runakvaed)

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shumthingswronghere:

I have gotten to that point in school when maintaining my mental sanity counts as a waste of time.

I FEEL GUILTY FOR EKING OUT SOME FREE TIME. 

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abeckoningcat:

lokimau5:

#dis bitch

I don’t reblog much Loki stuff, but that was one of my favorite moments.  His face, you guys.

"…I’ve been here THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS…”

(Source: paulwelsey)

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fucktonofanatomyreferences:

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand references.

[From various sources]

96,575 notes

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

(Source: kpfun)

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mishasminions:

i-bring-light:

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
…
Why?
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

A turtle duck.

OMG A TURTLE DUCK

mishasminions:

i-bring-light:

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.

Reblog the turtle duck.

Why?

Because it’s a turtle duck.

Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.

For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

A turtle duck.

OMG A TURTLE DUCK

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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thenightisland:

i love how the american media frets over showing lgbt characters on tv shows and then the bbc makes a tv show where the main character is literally an omnisexual immortal alien who eventually turns into a giant disembodied face and no one gives a fuck

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And he’s the only one with an American accent

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